Nahfat was not monitored by the council’s cameras!

In Lebanon, where politics is not without surprises, a discussion session was held by the ministerial statement of the government of Nawaf Salam, in an atmosphere that combined seriousness and fun, but behind the numbers for granting confidence, the hall turned into a scene closer to a school, where the deputies competed between following up the discussion … and correcting competitions!

Bell … break … accounts!
The confidence session seemed to be a long school day: a bell to start the session, a bell for the rest, and another to summon “students” to their seats, and while the Prime Minister read the ministerial statement, the deputies were divided between those who follow carefully as if they were in front of a fateful exam, and who drowned in his own world.
Because time is limited, “Al -Nazer”, Nabih Berri, decided to reduce the interventions, which ignited a wave of mathematical jurisprudence. Some deputies have opened the Calculator application seriously to calculate their minutes, as if they were afraid that the time will end before delivering the “answer sheet”!

The headmaster of the council … with paper and pen!
Berri was not satisfied with the role of the organizer, but rather a strict scene, interrupting everyone who exceeded the “time limit”. Rather, he resorted to passing his written observations through the members of the office, in a scene that brought back the notes of the beholder sent to the teachers.

A deposit with “part -time”!
Among the antics, one of the deputies of the “Party of God” was seen correcting the competitions of his students at the university during the session. As for others, he chose entertainment in his own style: a deputy busy with Candy Crush, and another preferred chess, as if they were dealing with the session as a break between shares!

handshake? Not everyone!
In a snapshot filled with messages, MP Paula Yaqoubian ignored the greeting of the head of the “Wafa Resistance” bloc, Mohamed Raad, clearly, preferring to revive the Minister of Justice. This ignorance seemed intentional, especially since it had previously shook hands with it when it climbed the platform.

Students on a field trip … but!
On the sidelines of the session, twenty students from the Faculty of Political Science sat watching the scene from the Balcon on Tuesday and Wednesday, but their enthusiasm did not withstand long, as boredom began to infiltrate them with the long interventions, until the verbal quarrels that were extracted from them were saved.

Technology … in the “lesson” service!
While some deputies committed to traditional papers, others appeared dependent on tablets to follow the ministerial statement. As for MP Jihad Al -Samad, he chose his own way to focus: a constant praise of the rosary, which fell from it repeatedly to quietly collect it.

From chocolate to “halls”
It seems that the sessions turned into a confectionery carnival par excellence, after one of the female representatives was absent at the beginning of the second day of the session, her colleagues missed the famous chocolate bag that distributed it generously on the first day, but the vacuum did not last long, as one of the deputies of the “democratic meeting” assumed the mission of “hospitality” this time, as he opened his bag repeatedly to get out of it to get out of the “Hols” cans from it He distributes her generous to his colleagues inside and outside the mass, as if the session is only completed with a fresh mint flavor.
In another scene, while the hall was busy with discussions, the platform witnessed the retreat of “persuasion”, the two deputies gathered Cesar Abi Khalil and George Atallah with Berri, the two tried to provide a long pleading to give one of them the opportunity to talk, but Berri, with his usual resilience, cut the road to them, saying: “Basil told the text of the hour of Jubaha … with an increase.”
As for the surprise, it was a full ministerial presence on the second day, unlike the first day, even the Minister of Finance Yassin Jaber, who was absent due to the disease, returned wearing a medical aspect that was explaining its cause for everyone who asked him during the break, alone, Foreign Minister Youssef Raji, who was absent before the second day of the second day to meet a diplomatic in the Republican Palace, as well Amman, and to take “Break” short of interventions.
Then the vice -chairman of the council, Elias Bou Saab, took over the management of the session … so one of the appropriate deputies was seized to benefit from a certain “medium” and asked him to include his name on the list of speakers before the return of President Berri … and the attendees exploded with laughter. At the end of the beginning of the last session, MP Qablan Kabyan broke the traditions, speaking in the name of the “Development and Liberation Bloc” instead of MP Ali Hassan Khalil, but he summarized the speech in line with the pressure of time and “the strictness of the beholder”.

Trust or no confidence … and a half and a half
Before voting on confidence, almost Full House was that the mechanism was to vote by calling, and it was remarkable that the government got an additional half vote through Representative Abdel Aziz Al -Samad, who said aloud at the moment of the vote “trust and a half”.
Also during the voting process, one of Hezbollah’s deputies tried to draw attention to the neglect of the issue of immigrant families from Syria, and he did not give him a way to talk and insisted on him by voting confidence or no confidence, while his head of his bloc, Mohamed Raad, was rich in the sight of the cameras. After granting confidence to a peace government, and while the deputies went to congratulate the ministers, Representative Salim Aoun said, “God perpetuates the al -Weqf.”

A or a classroom council?
Sessions of confidence in the government of peace were more like a long school day: deputies are distributed between commitment and amusement, and students trying to understand the lesson despite boredom, while the bell, which has more than once, appeared as if it was a declaration of the end of a share that may decide the future of the country and the people!